omFG so I’m sitting scrolling down my dash at lunch and this really religious baptist kid is sitting next to me and he’s been glancing over every so often but all of the sudden a huge gif of gay porn comes up and he just cHOKED ON HIS FUCKING CHICKEN AND THEN HE IMMEDIATELY STARTED PRAYING FOR FORGIVENESS OF HIS SINS AND FOR THE REDEMPTION OF MY SOUL AND IM SITTING HERE DYING I CAN’T
when you like thing
but nobody else likes the thing
then you find one person who likes the thing and you’re just like
A lion and a miniature sausage dog have formed an unlikely friendship after the little dog took the king of the jungle under his wing as a cub.
Bonedigger, a five-year old male lion, and Milo, a seven-year old Dachshund, are so close that Milo helps the lion clean his teeth after dinner.
The 500lbs lion dwarfs little Milo, yet after the dog took the disabled lion into his protection as a cub, Bonedigger has rarely left his side.
I hate it when my parents have people over and I want to get to the kitchen